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Pick what it is about, and the form asks for the things I would otherwise have to email you back for. Most replies go out within a few days.
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- Does it actually work?
- Yes, and not by magic. Wet it, wring it out, snap it: evaporation does the rest, so it stays cold while it stays damp. No chemicals, no freezer. Get one
- Where do I buy one?
- Only cooltowel.com. Around twenty five fake shops have run ads using my name and taken money for towels that never arrive. If you paid somewhere else, tell me.
- Can you help me start something?
- Read the story first: every year, what each failure cost, and what a sale actually leaves. Start there and your question will be a better one.
- Are you hiring?
- Sometimes. What I screen for is whether you did any work before you asked. The person I hired had already audited the business and argued with my plan.
- Will you post about my product?
- Possibly. It depends almost entirely on whether I would use the thing: a product I have to act my way through performs worse than one I actually like.
- Are you really sixteen?
- Yes. The accounts are in my father's name because at sixteen they legally have to be, and he signs anything contractual. You would be invoiced by CoolTowel LTD.